So I joined a crew of two of my friends to start doing a podcast. So Name This Podcast was born...You can listen to/DL the first episode right here - http://www.archive.org/details/NTP-Episode1 .
Enjoy! Or hate it...
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Taylor Swift Wants Me...
Taylor Swift wants my body (well, who wouldn't), but I don't want hers. She reminds me of the way the aliens in Mars Attacks dressed up as humans (a movie that for some reason scared the LIVING BEJEEZUS out of me as a kid...there...I said it...happy?).
Anyway, here's why...I just walked in on my dad and his ladyfriend who were finishing up the movie Valentine's Day. In the credits of the movie, they play that "Today Was a Fairytale" song. They shut off the movie (rightly so), and meander off as I play on Facebook in the living room (yeah...it's Saturday night...so?). For some reason (melodic catchiness) I can't get that damn swift song out of my fucking head. All I keep hearing is "Todayyyy was a fairytaaaaaleeeee".
Finally, as it starts to wane from my brain, I calm down. But then I hear it again, and it sounds different. I notice that my dad's ladyfriend's (apostrophe's) phone is nearby and I figure maybe she has the song as her heinous ringtone for some reason, but the phone isn't lighting up.
But I know I'm not crazy, I'm DEFINITELY hearing this song...I wander around as the song grows louder...I enter the garage and walk to the workbench we have, where an alarm clock is placed (its always been there...). It's radio alarm has gone off, and the station its set to, is playing Taylor Fucking Swift (Nate Fucking Morguelan has a better ring to it I think...) and they're playing the damn fairytale song.
Why?
-Still no threesome.........shut up, Jake...I have 7 more months so you can just suck it...
Anyway, here's why...I just walked in on my dad and his ladyfriend who were finishing up the movie Valentine's Day. In the credits of the movie, they play that "Today Was a Fairytale" song. They shut off the movie (rightly so), and meander off as I play on Facebook in the living room (yeah...it's Saturday night...so?). For some reason (melodic catchiness) I can't get that damn swift song out of my fucking head. All I keep hearing is "Todayyyy was a fairytaaaaaleeeee".
Finally, as it starts to wane from my brain, I calm down. But then I hear it again, and it sounds different. I notice that my dad's ladyfriend's (apostrophe's) phone is nearby and I figure maybe she has the song as her heinous ringtone for some reason, but the phone isn't lighting up.
But I know I'm not crazy, I'm DEFINITELY hearing this song...I wander around as the song grows louder...I enter the garage and walk to the workbench we have, where an alarm clock is placed (its always been there...). It's radio alarm has gone off, and the station its set to, is playing Taylor Fucking Swift (Nate Fucking Morguelan has a better ring to it I think...) and they're playing the damn fairytale song.
Why?
-Still no threesome.........shut up, Jake...I have 7 more months so you can just suck it...
Monday, April 5, 2010
ChatRoulette Screenshots 1
I love ChatRoulette...its the best...but I can't get into how much I love it and why right now do to me being busy talking to a girl on it, as I write this...but I need to upload a couple great screenshots...so that you can know, what I do on CR...
Sunday, February 21, 2010
NWH's Threesome Quest: Day 50
First off, no it hasn't happened yet, but interesting shit has. What's weird, is that I'm taking this quest at a lackadaisical pace. I really do feel that it's going to happen, and obviously happen before the year is up (please god...I would really like to have sex this year...) and because of my confidence in the completion of the task, I haven't really been working towards it. Also, I feel that nothing huge ever gets accomplished immediately...I kinda see this happening in month 6 or 7...I guess I just like the summer...
Anyway...My staunch resolve to not have sex before having it with two girls at once has officially gotten in the way of me having sex...Yeah...go figure...I actually am not having sex with a girl who likes me currently because I'm going for the threesome instead. This fact, has brought the threesome a little bit closer to the forefront of my mind, though. Which is why I made the rule in the beginning anyway...
Maybe she'll give in and have a threesome with another girl, although I doubt it...so I'll just keep on searching...
In month 9 or 10 if I still haven't acquired the threesome badge for my boy scout scarf thing...I may lower my standards and experiment with...gasp...The Secret...Oh god...please don't let that happen...
Anyway...My staunch resolve to not have sex before having it with two girls at once has officially gotten in the way of me having sex...Yeah...go figure...I actually am not having sex with a girl who likes me currently because I'm going for the threesome instead. This fact, has brought the threesome a little bit closer to the forefront of my mind, though. Which is why I made the rule in the beginning anyway...
Maybe she'll give in and have a threesome with another girl, although I doubt it...so I'll just keep on searching...
In month 9 or 10 if I still haven't acquired the threesome badge for my boy scout scarf thing...I may lower my standards and experiment with...gasp...The Secret...Oh god...please don't let that happen...
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Tiffani Amber-Alert Thiessen
My sleep schedule is a little bit ridiculous. Currently I sleep twice a day, for about five hours. I'll go to sleep at like 5 in the morning, sleep till 10 or so, stay up for a few hours, and then fall asleep for another super nap. It makes the days melt together, and I might be going crazy.
Anyway, I'm up at 6 a.m. still, watching Saved By The Bell...and its awesome. It makes me feel like I'm back in elementary school again waiting for the bus as I watch early morning TV.
All I can really think about though, is how hot Kelly Kapowski STILL IS. I mean, of all the pre-adolescent crushes to have, she may very well be the top of the list...I mean, its like her and then maybe Jessica Rabbit. Oh the things I would do to both of those fine ladies...
Of course, then it hit me...Kelly is super hot...But she's also super...wait for it...SIXTEEN. Yeah, that's right, I just proclaimed my carnal lust for a beyond under-age female (at least that's fine for consent in Kentucky...)
As a psychology major, I can at least convince myself that this is some sort of retro-active memory where I retained my original 10 year old feelings for a 16 year old...and its not just that I'm a creepy old man now...
But I probably am...Speaking of...I have been busy getting some stuff together for my zombie movie project, so the threesome has been on the back burner...but, school is about to be back in session, which means going out and talking to girls...
Love, Nate
Anyway, I'm up at 6 a.m. still, watching Saved By The Bell...and its awesome. It makes me feel like I'm back in elementary school again waiting for the bus as I watch early morning TV.
All I can really think about though, is how hot Kelly Kapowski STILL IS. I mean, of all the pre-adolescent crushes to have, she may very well be the top of the list...I mean, its like her and then maybe Jessica Rabbit. Oh the things I would do to both of those fine ladies...
Of course, then it hit me...Kelly is super hot...But she's also super...wait for it...SIXTEEN. Yeah, that's right, I just proclaimed my carnal lust for a beyond under-age female (at least that's fine for consent in Kentucky...)
As a psychology major, I can at least convince myself that this is some sort of retro-active memory where I retained my original 10 year old feelings for a 16 year old...and its not just that I'm a creepy old man now...
But I probably am...Speaking of...I have been busy getting some stuff together for my zombie movie project, so the threesome has been on the back burner...but, school is about to be back in session, which means going out and talking to girls...
Love, Nate
Friday, January 1, 2010
The Year of the Threesome: Night Zero
Last night (New Years Eve) was fun, but I wasn't fully focusing on getting a threesome already since it wasn't really part of the new year until after midnight. So for the most part, the night was uneventful, I didn't even really talk to many girls who weren't in our group.
However, I did use this gem of a line on a lack girl. "How about we go back to my place and make a President later?" (line courtesy of Bill Dawes)...Needless to say, she loved it, and we danced a bit.
I also noticed that now, instead of me saying "Man I would love to have sex with that girl", I now say "Man I would love to have sex with that girl and one of her friends."
Go figure.
However, I did use this gem of a line on a lack girl. "How about we go back to my place and make a President later?" (line courtesy of Bill Dawes)...Needless to say, she loved it, and we danced a bit.
I also noticed that now, instead of me saying "Man I would love to have sex with that girl", I now say "Man I would love to have sex with that girl and one of her friends."
Go figure.
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